You know it’s time to get serious about finding that dream job when you’re just wandering around a bookshop and another customer approaches you and asks where the self-help books are.  When you tell her you don’t work in the store, she replies, “Oh, sorry, but I just sorta had a feeling you’d know where the self-help section would be.”

 

Popularity: 6% [?]

You know you need a new job when .  .  . your boss mentions that the facial stress rash you’ve developed looks a bit like the company logo and he wants you to open the new store next Tuesday.

Popularity: 7% [?]

you need a new resume when yours starts off with something like this:

SWF seeks caring, committed organization for LTR.

Popularity: 7% [?]

You know you need a new job when .  .  .

Your boss gives you a photo of her family and suggests you put it on your desk to create the illusion that you exist outside the office.

Popularity: 4% [?]